Award Winning

Who wrote this award winning quote for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term?
“Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.”
It won the 2007 annual contest at a Texas university, does anybody know which university this was and who was the author?
Don’t know but i hope he/she won a full tuition scholarship
award winning funny commercial
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Dills Atlantic Giant Pumpkin 15 Seeds -HUGE $0.65 PUMPKIN: The name pumpkin originated from the Greek word for “large melon” which is “pepon.” Pumpkins are grown all around the world for a variety of reasons ranging from agricultural purposes to commercial and ornamental sales. Pumpkins are very versatile in their uses for cooking, from the fleshy shell, to the seeds, to even the flowers; most parts of the pumpkin are edible. Traditionally, pu… |
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Crazy Aaron’s Super Strong Magnetic Thinking Putty $9.25 Fun putty for the 21st century. Snap it, pop it, tear it, knead it, stretch it and bounce it! Magnetic putty comes alive near powerful magnets (one included). It will defy gravity and lift paperclips on its own. Thinking Putty is non toxic, never dries out, and doesn’t leave a residue on hands or surfaces. Made in the USA. WARNING, Choking Hazard, small parts. Not for children under 3 years…. |
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Hard Anodized GrillGrate Gift Kit $49.99 Interlocking raised rail panels simply lay on top of any grill, gas or charcoal. GrillGrates form a new grilling surface and come with The Grate Tool. Two Panels (5.25″ x 13.75″) and The Grate Tool in the GrillGrate Gift Kit… |
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Monsters, Inc. [VHS] $8.46 Monsters generate their city’s power by scaring children, but they are terribly afraid themselves of being contaminated by children, so when one enters Monstropolis, top scarer Sulley find his world disrupted. Plot Synopsis: James P. Sullivan (AKA “Sulley”) and Mike Wazowski pick up their paychecks at Monsters Inc., the utility company that generates energy from the goose bumps of children. Sulle… |
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Wings [VHS] (1927) $14.95 Wings, the first movie to win an Academy Award for Best Picture and the only silent film to win, is still remarkably enjoyable to watch. The story is a fairly conventional one–two flyboys, both in love with the same girl, go off to fight World War I, and male bonding and heartbreak ensue. It’s a perfectly serviceable plot, except for the key logical flaw that both young men have inexplicably fall… |
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The Entertainers: Bill Cosby, Maya Angelou, Charles Dutton (Introducing Youths to African-Americans Who Have Achieved Success) [Ebony/Jet Guide to Black Excellence Series] $39.95 Children need positive role models to understand the values and perseverance necessary to be successful in today’s world. The Ebony/Jet Guide to Black Excellence series is a project designed to educate young African-Americans about leaders they can look up to. Ebony/Jet Guide to Black Excellence: The Entertainers profiles the following black pioneers in the entertainment industry: comedian Bill Co… |